Every myth contains a grain of truth. Case in point: It has been said that if you put enough monkeys in a room with a typewriter, they'll eventually produce Shakespeare. The truth is that about one in every hundred or so monkeys is a naturally gifted writer. It therefore follows that if you gather enough monkeys, one of them will be a wordsmith of herculean proportions. Todd Meder is just such a monkey.

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Christopher Smith may look normal, but he is actually a super-secret spy for the Cheese Wheel Gang, a group of French expats bent on dominating the soft-porn industry through strong-arm tactics and an undeniably fresh aroma. His current whereabouts are unknown, as all his work for the strip is delivered tied to hamsters who subsequently explode.

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Jonathan Bearup is a two foot tall goblin that eats socks. He lives under a bed somewhere in southern Michigan. When he's not drooling on himself he's drawing web-comics on stone slabs. He likes it when people buy him things.

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